The world of Dungeons & Dragons merchandising can be surprising. Of course, there’s the usual plushies and stationery and Lego, but just last month we were talking about Dragon’s Milk, the new official beer and whiskey, while today we’re looking at official D&D meat.
Mythical Meats has launched an Adventurer’s Rotation Variety Pack. The company produces… well, meat. Meat snacks, specifically, in the form of meat sticks. For this venture, there are 12 different sticks, each themed after a D&D character class.
- Barbarian: Sriracha Flavored Duck with Beef & Chicken Stick
- Bard: Buffalo Style Chicken with Beef Stick
- Cleric: Hawaiian Style Teriyaki Wild Boar with Beef Stick
- Druid: Honey BBQ Style Turkey with Beef Stick
- Fighter: Jalapeno Elk with Beef Stick
- Monk: Sweet and Spicy Beef and Buffalo Stick
- Paladin: BBQ Style Camel with Beef Stick
- Ranger: Hickory Smoked Venison with Beef Stick
- Rogue: Slow Burn Alligator with Beef and Pork Stick
- Sorcerer: Habanero BBQ Snack Stick
- Warlock: Honey Ham Pork Stick
- Wizard: Chipotle and Garlic Beef with Yak Stick
Sadly, there’s no actually mythical meats like beholder, dragon, or griffon sticks; but if you like a bit of duck, beef, turkey, or ham, Mythical Meats has you covered with some non-mythical meats. Cows are real, right?
At the time of posting, the product page tells me that there are no products in the Dungeons & Dragons collection, but looking at some of the other offerings on the site it looks like a set will cost around around $75.
So, a D&D meat stick washed down with a D&D stout … it looks like game nights are fully catered for!
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